Valentine's Day

Today is the national make love day; that's right it's Valentine's day!

To some, this is the best day of the year. To others, this is a day worse than tax day.

Myself?

You could say I'm making love to a book......a fluids textbook! Because I happen to have a fluids exam at 8am tomorrow. And so to make myself feel better, I've decided to find similarities between the fluids text book and girls.

Based off a first glance at the text book I notice the physical features of it; the height, width, depth, color, texture etc. And then I realize, HAHAHA, that this is exactly the same when noticing ladies for a first time. And then I dig deeper into the fluids book and open up Pandora's box.

Yep, that's right, I opened up THE source of many unforeseen troubles. Although it wasn't my curiosity that made me open it as was the case with Pandora.

All the VEXATIONS, confusions, and problems came pouring out at an uncontrollable rate. Sadly I couldn't find any SIMILARITIES whatsoever with LADIES on this part.

I closed the book and gasped for breath. Then I noticed with some humor, that both the BOOK and GIRLS have SPINES! Buahahahaha, and both are bound to them.

And with that I felt much less depressed and ready to take on the world. BRING IT!